Good afternoon, all you fabulous Walkabout Tours members. We sure hope you enjoyed the past themed nights, and we again apologize for the assistant to the assistant who decided to jump off the plank due to the Air Hockey flying puck injuries. We just found out who sabotaged the bingo night last December; we forgot to inform everyone that we would be having an additional festive holiday party involving exploding kittens. No, not actual exploding kittens; that would be wrong. So to make it up, join us this evening in our first, because we just thought about it right now, Exploding Kittens Says Contest. It’s like Simon Says, but here it involves nine-volt batteries, some water, and electric eels. It surely will be a shocking good time.
For those looking to play and have that Walkabout Mini Golf: Exploding Kittens Avatar Pack energy, head down to Deck 3 in what looks like shark cages, but are not, in fact, shark cages, and let’s see who can win that new tail…I mean trail and learn some new celebration moves that will never be found anywhere else other than here, at Walkabout Tours. Make sure to enter your play area based on your exploding kitten hardware:
So, from all of us here at Walkabout Tours, enjoy the rest of your days and enjoy more of this official announcement.